This is me as a super-hero (image based on a simple 10-question quiz):
Create yours here.
Next, I found a website that lets you "sharkify" yourself. But I thought Michael Fassbender would look better as a shark than I would. Seeing as how, you know, he's already one.
Make one of you or another water-predatorial celebrity here.
Then (and this is my favorite) I made a de-motivational poster all of my own.
Do it here (although I had trouble getting my poster to download so I had to use my Windows Snipping Tool to get it).
Have fun!